COST OF CHOCOLATE THESE DAYS

I bought a 100 gram bar of Asda's cheap  chocolate yesterday.............WOW, HAVE PRICES GONE UP........


It cost me £255.75..............yes.......two hundred and fifty five quid!!!????


You don't believe me do you?

I put it down on the chair whilst I went out to cast another few fittings................when I came back in...........my little sod of a pug was sat there.......with what could be called a "smile " on it's face and a fat belly...........and an empty chocolate wrapper.....

Rang the emergency vet and was told to get her there as quickly as possible as that amount could kill her if not pumped out, before she started to ingest it..........

24 minutes and 27 miles down to Preston later............I was in the emergency 24 hour vets  for her an injection to make her vomit...........and a bill for £255.75...........and she is as chirpy as a pup...........little shit!

Dogs we do luvem though hey.

Lol Neil.... although that one sucks i can top it

MY dog when it was a lot younger managed to jump up on the bed and from the dresser top eat a whole pack of birth control pills that my ex wife left there.
Total bill for that one was closer to £600, we didn't reallise until much later in the day what had happens till i came home from work and went to have a shower..

24 hour emergency vet. stomach pumped and 2 over night stays total bill £600

Only good thing that came outta it, i got my ex pregnant the 2nd time that month 

so... really when my son hits 18.. i'll give you the final bill