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PostSubject: HAHAHA   HAHAHA EmptyThu Oct 29, 2015 4:22 am

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: ''My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.'' ''Well put,'' the judge replied. ''Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.'' The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out. 





An chap who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. 'So,' says the cop to the driver, 'where have ya been?' 'Why, I've been to the pub of course,' slurs the drunk. 'Well,' says the cop, 'it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening'. 'I did all right,' the drunk says with a smile. 'Did you know,' says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, 'that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?' 'Oh, thank heavens,' sighs the drunk. 'For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.' 
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