Heaven

A lawyer and a Pope die at the same time and go up to heaven together. After they've been there awhile, the Pope notices that the lawyer gets a little better treatment than he does. So he calls St. Peter over to ask him why. He says, "You know that lawyer I came up here with? Well, I'm not complaining, but he seems to be treated a little better than I am ... he's got a better house and more servants. I don't understand. I was a Pope and served God all my life; this guy was just a lawyer. What gives here?" St. Peter responded, "You have to understand - we get Popes all the time; this is our first lawyer."