I would like to share an experience with you all, about
drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been
known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our
way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some
friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit,
I did something I've never done before .... I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a roadblock but as it was a bus they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!
If you know of anybody missing a bus please let me know so I
can arrange to return it.
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